Modern Prometheus is the worlds first and only provider of fabricated life forms, built from the atom up. Our unprecedented, proprietary techniques, developed by senior research scientist, Dr. Pank, have forever changed the evolutionary web and have enabled humans to become the first species to acquire control of its own evolution through artificial selection.  To accomplish this Modern Prometheus has brought together, for the first time, several core biotechnologies of the 20th and 21st centuries which enable us to design and produce fully customized Analogue life forms.  Polymerase chain reaction (PCR) makes possible the mass production of any selected gene for use in a living biological system. The scientists of Modern Prometheus have developed a biotechnology that allows the genes produced in the polymerase chain reaction to be assembled into chromosomes and placed in the nucleus of a cell.  Then traditional cloning techniques are employed to copy the cell over and over until an Analogue life form – designed and fabricated to your exact specifications – is born. Assembled on the atomic level and grown under stringent laboratory conditions, each organism, from the single-celled to the bipedal, is crafted from a flawless blueprint. It then undergoes galvanic animation and the newly animated Analogue is subjected to precision programming in accordance with its ultimate purpose.

One of Dr. Pank's early experiments:

Modern Prometheus' excellence in life form creation began 10 years ago with the revolutionary new single-cell organism, MPOX-1. MPOX-1, which ingests oil molecules and breaks them down into harmless hydrogen atoms, has proven extremely successful in the clean up of formerly disastrous oil spills around the world.

Many products that Modern Prometheus has developed and marketed are now household names. They include the top-selling SomaVine which produces and emits a powerful airborne mood-enhancing compound, that has increased shopping mall revenues by 30%, boosted productivity in the workplace and promoted domestic harmony in millions of homes worldwide. Less well known to the general public, but crucial to the efforts of the international community in combating terrorism is the AVI-SAFE, a highly intelligent, optically enhanced pigeon that can detect and report suspicious activities and mark a suspect for surveillance. Most recently, Modern Prometheus revolutionized production of stem cells with their StEmbryo, a biologically engineered embryonic stem cell factory.

This November, Modern Prometheus will launch its most ambitious product to date: Human Analogues. The launch events for the Human Analogues will take place on November 18, 19, 20 and 21, 2004, at 8pm.

Prospective shareholders who would like to attend a launch event to witness the galvanic animation of vat-grown tissue into Human Analogues, programming of newly animated Human Analogues and demonstrations of their general and specialized uses, may purchase tickets for this exclusive event by calling (310) 825-2101, Monday-Friday 10am-4pm and Saturday and Sunday 10am-2pm or by visiting, www.uclalive.org.

For security reasons, the launch events will be held at an as yet undisclosed location. For an update on the launch events location, please visit this website or call the Modern Prometheus Product Launch Information Hotline at (323) 993-7215.

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